Slow-walking people

There are a group of people in this world that I sometimes want to punch in the back of the head. Those would be the slow-walking people of the world. I know it's violent, but it is so annoying at times. Why do you have to walk so slow? Other people have places to be and things to do. We aren't all able to move along at your leisurely pace even though we may want to. Walk faster! It's also annoying when you take up the whole freaking walk-way. If you're going to walk slow at least do it off to one of the sides instead of smack dab in the middle. It's like on a track, slow moving people stay to the outside so the rest of us can pass you if we need to. The worst is when there are two slow-moving people walking side by side and taking up the whole walk-way. Sometimes I don't want to go around. It might be muddy or maybe there's snow on the ground. It's especially annoying when they see and they still don't move out of the way so you can get by. Like your conversation is so vitally important that you can't pause it for 10 seconds while I walk by. I don't believe it! This is probably the most random ranting I've ever done, but it's a big pet peeve of mine. I believe I can control my violent urges, but hopefully I don't encounter too many slow-moving people and then I won't have to worry about the temptation.